I got a special treat for my readers tonight. It was my first year as a cab driver and I came home early on a monday. I was tired and I took a nap. After I woke up I decided to call my friends at the time Chronus, Marius, and Bill I wanted to go clubbing at the Buzz. Monday nights are my favorite times to check new places out because there free and you get a feel for the place. Anyway my dad took my car so I had to drive everyone in my cab to the Buzz. As I got to the front of the place to park in front my friends jump out and go in without me because I was talking to the bouncer. The bouncer asked me if I was working I told him no it’s my night off. He replied ” you really want this fare” is I said why not I’ll take them. I get in my cab and wait ten minutes with the car running it was a little cold the night. After the wait four of the hottest women get in my cab and give me three hundred dollars and said “take us to highland park and take lakeshore all the way” Sure I replied. One sat in front and three in the back. I was just  turning on Lakeshore drive when the girls in the back were making out. They were feeling up on each other. Next about Lakeshore and irving park I noticed the girls in the back were half naked and going down on each other. The girl in the front started touching herself. I was thinking in my head you’ve got to be kidding I’m dreaming this has to be a dream. But no it was real. I found out that they were strippers out on the town. They were from Vegas and they also worked at a bunny ranch. They wanted to know if I wanted a free night with them. But I declined their offer. I mean damn they were hot but where have they been?? have they gave alot of free nights to just about anyone?? I know I know your saying I can’t believe you didn’t do anything but think of it this way. I wanted to enjoy my sex life for the rest of my life and keep my penis attached to my body.

I was driving around the Lincoln Park area of Chicago. It was around 10:13am and a young girl flaged me down. She jumped in and as always I ask ” Hi where to??” she responds with “I’m going to work in downtown do you know where the bistro off of Pearson and Michigan?” then I said ” Yes thats near borders. I’ll get you there”. After little light talk she wanted some advise about a problem that she is having. she said ” I’ve been with my boyfriend for 5 years and I have a problem that I wanted to know how to deal with it. Can you help me?” I then replied ” Whats the problem” she responds with ” I’ve been cheating behind his back with the same person for 3 and a half years” I replied ” Yep thats a problem alright. whos this other person?” she said ” It’s a she I’ve been with another girl since I was 23, And I don’t know how to break the news to him. my other partner and I decided we wanted a threesome with him and we don’t know how to bring it up to him” I said “have you tried making out in front of him? or ask him what he thinks if you bring another girl in bed? or how about just as your having sex your friend just “shows up” the possibilities are endless.” she then said “It’s that easy? what if he dumps me and doesn’t want the threesome??” I reached over and wrote my number on a piece of paper and told her “Heres a sure fire way to get what you want call me and you won’t regret it.”  I dropped her off at work and I got a big tip when she paid me.